2 posts tagged “fun”
the kings of the world are growing old,
and they shall have no inheritors.
their sons died while they were boys,
and they neurasthenic daughters abandoned
the sick crown to the mob
the mob breaks it into tiny bits of gold
the lord of the world, master of the age,
melts them in fire into machines,
which do his orders with low growls;
but luck is not on their side.
the ore feels homesick, it wants to abandon
the minting houses and the wheels
that offer it such a meager life.
and out of factories and payroll boxes
it wants to go back into the veins
of the thrown-open mountain,
which will close again behind it.
-rilke
In the last installment our heroes managed to make their way to munich eat lots of food, nap, pick up a car and party the night away. When sunday morning came around we were all excited to make our way out to Hohenschwangau which is the town that has the fabulous castle Neuschwanstein which was created for Ludwig II of Bavaria aka the disneyland castle. The weather was rather unfortunate and the rain was coming down pretty hard. We had a couple of maps and some directions from the guy at the front desk but we weren't confident that what we had would really help us but we risked it for the first 30 minutes and chickened out and bought a detailed map when we needed to get some gas. This turned out to be a great call since it helped us out tremendously both on our way to the castles and back late at night. Driving in the rain was made easier with the car JT picked up and it handled exceptionally well. We kept ourselves busy with taking in the beautiful country side. Words really can't do justice to how pretty it is out there with rolling green fields and quaint farm houses. As we got closer to the castles we actually went a bit too far and ended up right near Austria which was 5 minutes away. We did a quick turn around and managed to make it to Hohenschwangau and proceeded to join the throng of tourists in their attempt to see Schloss Hohenschwangau and Neuschwanstein. If there was one fortunate thing about the rain was that the crowds weren't massive but still pretty bad.
The scene was rather surreal since we don't tend to see very old things in America and coming across these beautiful structures turns you into a child in a wonderland. You tend to come back down to earth when you realize how they are constantly trying to push various cheesy souvenirs on you. It turns out you can't actually wander around inside the castles by yourself and you have to buy tickets for tours which disappointed me. I like to take my own time looking at things and pausing when I need to. We ended up getting tickets for both castles and our first tour was Schloss Hohenschwangau. We had about 20 minutes to kill so we ended up roaming around the entrance taking pictures and video of the outside. The castles have a lake and mountain range right near them and on the rainy day everything looked really tantalizing like being in a movie. It must have been amazing to be there when they had just built the places and it wasn't so touristy. I can imagine on a sunny summer day the lake would be extremely pretty and well worth frolicking around. We lined up promptly for our tour and we spent 30 minutes getting some basic facts about the castle and seeing various rooms. I understand why the tours are so short but I didn't really feel I got a great experience. I love being able to check out various nooks and crannies but we were denied such experiences. Our tour group was quite a mix and I loved looking at the kids who didn't really get that they weren't supposed to touch anything and would go ahead and do something and make the tour guide agitated. The one interesting piece of gossip we learned was the king was a fan of wagner and it turns out that the only person stay in his guest room right next to him was wagnar. Oh-la-la what sorts of crazy things did the king and wagnar get up to? They probably spent many a night gossiping about girls and the latest sword fashions maybe even talking over the perfect place to take a girl on a date such as the grotto. Poor queen marie was relegated to having a floor for herself down a floor below where the king had a secret stairway to get to her. Part of me suspects that he never really used it that often besides the times he had to produce his two sons Otto and Ludwig II both of whom had problems. Otto was crazy and Ludwig had hearing issues (or maybe I did since this is what I believe the tour guide said). They also lived off in the children's wing of the castle isolated from their parents. What a lovely family indeed. With the tour over it was time to catch the local shuttle to get up to Neuschwanstein.
After taking a 5 minute bus ride up the hill we got off and walked another 10 minutes to get the castle. As we walked up we could hear the river rage down below us. There's also a bridge you can go to and see down to the castle. I have a general problem with heights and we would be late for our tour if we went there (yes, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it). When you see Neuschwanstein from a distance it looks very cool but up close it's hard not to fall in love. The building is gorgeous and you just want to eat it up when you see it. Neuschwanstein was the brain child of Ludwig II and he almost bankrupted the state trying to build the thing. He died under mysterious circumstances after his psychiatrist told him they were going to depose him and the next thing you know they go off for a walk and both are found dead. Mystery , intrigue and a bootylicious castle what more could you want in a story? They never fully finished completing the inside of the castle but there is enough in there to make you salivate and dream of times paste. The most interesting part is the grotto aka the cave of love which is right next ludwig's bedroom (he never actually go to stay in the castle). It's pretty weird when you go in there but there is this really nice balcony outside with a sliding door which would make for quite a nice romantic dinner. The one theme you pick up all around the castle is that this family really like wagnar. He was supposedly the muse for the castle. Maybe there was a little more going on if you know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge*. Like the other tour it ended way too early and I was a little disappointed. One moment of comic relief and one of those you had to be there moments was when our tour guide said a joke that he's probably said on every tour and then 5 seconds later came this really awkward laugh from him. I burst of laughing and I was glad because other people had found the moment equally funny. We trudged down to the bus and headed back to the car. Our next stop was Austria for dinner.
Having almost gone into Austria earlier that day we were almost experts on getting there. Unfortunately we got lost on our way there but managed to figure it out eventually. The closest town on the map was called Vils which seems to be a place that has seen better days or comes alive during winter. We stopped at the first restaurant looking place and went in because it seemed like lots of locals were there. The owner kindly smiled and gave us menus and we proceeded to try and decipher the all german menu. My choice was easy since I knew the words for various meats and when it came time to order it turned out the lady didn't speak any english. I managed to vaguely place my order with the relevant smiles and laughs hoping I'd get the right thing. This was the only time in the whole trip where I had to attempt any kind of german everywhere else people spoke perfect english (much better than mine). The meal was more than adequate and it was fun to have dinner in another country. I love how close everything is in Europe. Having tamed our stomachs we proceeded to head back to our beloved Hotel Konighof. On the way back we got a bit lost and after a bunch map lookups and direction gathering we made it in time to pass out and await another day.
you darkness, that i come from
i love you more than all the fires
that fence in the world,
for the fire makes
a circle of light for everyone,
and then no one outside learns from you
but the darkness pulls in everything:
shapes and fires, animals and myself,
how easily it gathers them! -
powers and people
and it is possible a great energy
is moving near me.
i have faith in nights.
-rilke
I spent last weekend (friday-monday) in Munich with a friend who had to go over to pick up her new car. While it might seem a little crazy to travel 10 hours to only spend a weekend in a city I think it's perfectly practical to do so. I like doing short trips and soaking up as much as possible in that short amount of time and if I like the place I''ll come back again and maybe spend more time. I had never been to Germany before so I didn't really know what to expect besides lots of sausage , sauerkraut and raving david hasselhoff fans. We flew out with Lufthansa which I think of as a moderately better version of United but not much more although it was a bonus to have some pretty fräuleins as part of the airline staff as opposed to the traditional battle axes of most american airlines who can be quite rude at times. My general feeling for most american airlines is quite low as customer service is not a priority. Alas, that is a whole other post.
We landed in Frankfurt in the afternoon and proceeded to work our way around the maze that is their terminal through many twists and bends. I'm sure there was a better way for us to get around but we were in a daze and just trying to make it to our next flight. What got me really excited was hearing people speak in another language. I usually travel to places where english is the norm and it's nice to hear other languages and even though german isn't exactly pleasant on the ears like french I was in love as soon as I heard people speaking. I did german in high school but it's been many years since I've had to fake being interested in languages so my skills are really rusty beyond "guten tag. wie gehts?". Having made it to our next flight it took about 30 minutes and we were in Munich. The great thing about certain european cities is the public transportation systems they have and we figured it would be a good idea to catch the train into the city. Thereupon we hit our first test in our new foreign land picking which ticket to select with their machine. Never mind they have a button for english all the tickets are labeled in german. After looking through the list and being able to decipher bits of text we selected a choice that other travelers seemed to agree would make sense for us. The wisdom of the crowds prevailed although we discovered we could have bought a partner card and saved 9 euros but alas as n00bs in a new land we were bound to make some mistakes. A friendly german gentleman offered to help us out but we were set. A theme throughout our stay was how friendly everyone was and were always willing to help out. I guess I had this impression that germans were quite reserved and unfriendly but at least the ones we encountered weren't like that at all. Our next faux pas was to pick the wrong station to stop at but it was small since it was only a 5 minute walk to our hotel as opposed to 1 minute. After getting refreshed at the hotel and catching up on some german culture (german music channels :P) we headed out to Marienplatz the main market area.
The forecast for the weekend was that it would rain but we were lucky at the time we arrived because it was warm and sunny. We strolled around Marienplatz and decided to grab a quick bite to eat at an outdoor cafe. I love the idea of a large outdoor area with cafes it's so perfect to sit, drink and eat. It's also a great place to observe and absorb the feel of a place. I of course had to have some sausage and sauerkraut to fulfill some kind of stereotype of german food. With a beer in one hand and some sausage in another we did the only sensible thing you can do in a situation like this and that is to have a bit of a perv (note i'm using this in the aussie benign sense of the word as in to look at people not be a creepy stalker staring someone down) on the locals. What is amazing is the confluence of cultures we saw there. Besides the boring tourists like us you had young kids all looking like the 80s had attacked them with vengence, muslims with hijabs and burkahs (some who were really blinged out), old people wandering around perhaps thinking fondly of a past where neon wasn't so fashionable. While in San Francisco we do have many different kinds of people I just felt the contrast was greater in Munich because it's unusual for us to see women completely covered head to toe. I think it's also one of those things over the next 50 years where the demographics in germany will continue to change because of the nature of the EU. While I'm sure there are many issues with integrating vastly different cultures it's just exciting to see it happening in front of you. After having our fill of food and people we strolled around to check out the glockenspiel and other sites. I love old cities with their winding streets and old buildings it's really a feast for the eyes. It also turns out that weekend was gay pride and they were setting up the stage in the middle of the square so there was lots of construction going on. The skies started turning ominous and we knew our luck had run out and by the time we returned to our hotel room the skies had opened up. Not being able to fight sleep anymore I was out while my friend JT decided to do some work (those bay area types).
I ended waking up at 3am and heading down to the foyer to catch up on reading so I didn't disturb JT and incur her wrath. I started to get really hungry around 5 and I headed up to the room where JT was again on her computer emailing people. We could either wait an hour or head out to try and find something to eat. We spotted a burger king (don't judge) not too far and we went over to check it out. However, horror of horrors they didn't do any breakfast sandwiches and it seemed odd to have a burger that early in the morning though all the drunk clubbers didn't seem to have a problem. The next best choice was a small stand selling a variety baked goods and I settled for a croissant with sausage which didn't taste too bad. We went back to the hotel room and decided we were hungry again so went down to the hotel restaurant where we had breakfast part deux and were amused by the music being played which had a healthy selection of 80s music including the ghost busters theme song. Being sufficiently stuffed yet moderately mobile we prepared to head out and pick up JT's new baby.
Having become experts the day before in munich public transportation we tried it again to head out to the BMW headquarters which is an extremely beautiful set of buildings. Germans have an incredible sense of design style when it comes to extremely modern looks. The next few hours were really for JT to learn and play around with her new toy. It's an extremely pretty car and I have some choice video of her initial reaction to it plus homage to where the hell is matt. If only i could share it ;). After all the formalities were done and we stuffed ourselves with more food (this is recurring theme) we took it for it's first ride out of the place. We had to stop outside so JT could pick up some stuff from the shop and on our way out there was a group on young guys who were maybe 15 and they started to cheer. I think it may have been because JT looked very cool getting into this shiny new car or perhaps I looked really dorky getting into the passengers seat ;). The car is a convertible but unfortunately the clouds opened up so we had to drive the whole weekend with the top on. We raced back into the city with me as navigator (a terrible idea if you know me because my sense of direction is way off) but we managed to find our way back. After checking out of Le Meridian we checked into the hotel we would spend the rest of the weekend at Konigshof hotel which is right in the middle of Karlsplatz.
Our next adventure and perhaps a mistake was to go to Hofbrauhaus a large tourist infested beer house. We walked through Marienplatz in the pouring rain and spent a little bit of time checking out the pride concert and then walked into a den of drunkenness. Inside was way too warm so we sat outside in the rain and after waiting 10 minutes to find someone to serve us and find an english menu I had a beer with an umbrella in my other hand. If you're going to munich and even though the tourist guides say you should check it out I'd avoid it and and look for another beer hall somewhere else where more locals hang out. We didn't last too long there and the jet lag began to hit so it was nap time for JT and myself. Naps featured quite a bit during this trip for obvious reasons .
We had made plans to check out the hotel's restaurant because it has a michelin star and since we were staying there we thought it would be neat to try out. The downside of all of this is that I had to wear a real shirt. Yes, on this weekend trip I had to bring a bona-fide button up shirt *sigh*. The restaurant itself has a really interesting ambiance and when we walked in we were warmly greeted by the staff. As you've guessed by now I love food but I'm not fussy eater and the food I had was awesome. Everything tasted really fresh and by the time I was done with my main meal I couldn't fathom having dessert which disappointed me greatly because I love sugar and all its goodness. However they did offer me some tasty little treats to compensate. Given the staff was so friendly we asked our waiter where we could go that night to have some fun at either a bar or club. He wrote up a list for us and was extremely helpful. The whole dining experience was first class and if you're in Munich eat at the hotel even if you don't stay there. On our way out to check out one of the clubs our waiter told us about we bumped into him as he was getting off his shift. Being such a friendly chap he invited to take us out although I suspect it was more because JT was around than anything to do with me. We ended up at a club called Max and Moritz which I'm sure is like most other clubs (I don't go clubbing that often) and he seemed to know someone there and we got to cut the line and go in. German's seem to love house music and it was thumping as we got in and the scene seemed really fun. We spent some time dancing and our new friends had to leave us which left JT and myself to dance till after 3am. The great thing about german clubs is they close really late and the vibe was still going when we left. Perhaps the highlight of the night was that the DJ mixed our new favorite song bettina, zieh dir bitte etwas an by fettes brot. We had picked up the song while doing some culture acclimatisation in the hotel (german mtv ;)). It seemed we weren't the only ones to like the song since as soon as it came on we got very excited and so did everyone else which surprised us. The song is actually quite filthy and is about this game show hostess who used to take off her clothes if people go their answers right. We had no idea about the actual meaning of the song before and we had to get someone in the hotel to tell us the name of the song and he was quite reluctant to tell us the actual meaning which meant we had to do some googling. As we staggered out the realisation dawned on me we were going to check some castles that day and I wasn't sure how much sleep we'd end up getting before heading out. I'll leave the next two days of our journey for another post.
tschüss
